Aries (March 21-April 19): This week, you will search
deep inside your soul for a City of God, a place that might seem taken out
of the pages of a pulp fiction novel. Stay the course and you will become
enlightened--or unforgiven.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): While situations in life
may prompt you to become like a raging bull sometimes, you have to keep a
cool head, even if people see you as an extraterrestrial.
Gemini (May 21-June 21): The "Lord of the Rings" is
easily one of the best movies of all time, and it’s based on an epic
adventure. This week, go off on your own adventure to someplace you’ve never
been to before.
Cancer (June 22-July 22): While it seems that every
evening is a hard day’s night for you, you should rest a little bit more
this week. Otherwise you just might go psycho on someone.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 23): A hard week is in your near
future. Good: You’ll study hard, for once, for a test. Bad: You’ll end up
studying the wrong chapters. Ugly: It was half your grade for the semester.
But hey, chin
up, life goes on. At the very least, you won’t end up as a bum on the
waterfront.
Virgo (Aug. 24-Sept. 22): With the sudden changes of
weather, there’s a good chance this week you will end up singing in the
rain. Whether it’s lines from musicals like "Meet Me in St. Louis" or just
your favorite song playing on the radio, sing to your heart’s content!
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23: Some call you notorious,
others call you a child of paradise. Prove them both wrong and walk the line
of moderation this week.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): This week, patience is
key: Though patience has the potential to be as boring as train spotting, it
pays off in the end.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): If you have a
friend who looks like Helen of Troy, take an extra opportunity this week to
tell her how beautiful she looks. However, don’t overdo it or you might be
looked upon as an enemy at the gates.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You will try to explore
the meaning of life this week. More likely than not, you won’t find a
clear-cut answer, but if you look back at the history of the world and what
everyone’s been doing, you can safely assume that "killing" is not one of
those meanings of life.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 19): This week, it may seem as
if your professors have cruel intentions against you. Instead of freaking
out, relax or you’ll meet a certain doom.
Pisces (Feb. 20-March 20): Though the world may tempt you to drop out
and become a taxi driver, pay no heed to this temptation. You alone will
define your future.
